Porkpie

Porkpie are the most energetic band in Scotland

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About Porkpie


Porkpie are completely at home be it at a corporate party for 2000 guests or a small intimate wedding celebration for less than 100 guests. Porkpie are the ultimate live experience oozing soul class integrity, energy, unbelievable musical ability and stunning presentation.

They are always totally professional and know exactly what is expected of them at any event, they are proud of their immaculate reputation. All of Porkpies musicians are dedicated and accomplished session players. They are massively entertaining and have a unique ability to fill the dance floor and make even the toughest crowd beg for more.

Porkpie are an 8 -piece band that comprises of male vocalist, keyboards, bass guitar, electric guitar and drums and  a three piece horn section (trombone, sax, trumpet). Pokpie are now one of the highest respected big bands having performed at major international venues all around the globe, appearing at coveted events such as international award ceremonies, major global corporate functions and media covered celebrity events and weddings. Check out some of their rave reviews:

“This 8-piece band blew a storm to start the second half. How rewarding to see so many talented people playing real instruments. Superbly attired and exceptional visually, the  vocalists featured a great span of songs.. Simply phenomenal.”… Big Blue PR and events Management, Edinburgh

“Absolutely brilliant, they had my guests literally begging for more. The choice of music was perfect, they looked great, were full of fun and personality and were so willing to alter things around to help the proceedings, true professionals, top class performance. They made our evening.”…  Taylor/Swift wedding

“Thank you so much for Porkpies ’s fantastic performance at the UK International Conference, they had the whole crowd on their feet begging for more! I have received emails from Europe, Tokyo and New York over this past week praising us for the choice of entertainment - it was absolutely perfect. Thank you!”…  Dave Gleed, Kerswell Corp.

What our clients say about Porkpie


Excellent band and nice bunch of guys.

Thomas Ferris, EDINBURGH

Having been to see Porkpie on a few occasions we knew roughly what to expect on the night but they surpassed all expectations. All of my wedding guests keep asking me about Porkpie! Enjoy Yourself was a particular highlight. We would recommend them to anyone for any occasion. Outstanding!

Mark White, Edinburgh

The band were fantastic, we had tonnes of comments on the night and since about how good they were. Everyone was up dancing the moment the started playing and we had a great time.

Steven Fitzpatrick, Glasgow

The band were excellent, very professional and helpful, especially given the small space we had. The music was fantastic and the dance floor was full all night. Lots of positive comments from our guests

Mark Ireland, Garvald, East Lothian

Correspondence with Porkpie was good, Band were excellent.

Siobhan Ferguson, 1 Greyfriars Place, Edinburgh EH1 2QQ

10 out of 10 dance-floor full all night. Everyone commented on how great they were.

Yvette Hill, Kingsway Dundee

The band far exceeded any expectations both my wife and I and all our guests had. They put on a great, appropriate and well put together performance, had amazing interaction with the audience and were very helpful in setting up specific requests on the day. We would definitely recommend them to anyone looking for a fun, lively and professional band.

jamie matthew, Methlick - Ellon

Porkpie are brilliant. The party was buzzing, largely attributable to how good the band was. Everyone still raving about the band and how good the party was. Cannot thank Porkpie enough for ensuring that my birthday party was a huge success! Everyone on the dance floor, all night. We had a great time. Thank you!

Sally Richards, Gorgie

Audio Demos


It Must be love
Porkpie
  • It Must be love
  • House Of Fun
  • Lip Up Fatty
  • 10/10
  • Pig Bag
  • Land of 1000 dances
  • Pencil full of lead

Porkpie Songlist

  • 80s


  • Geno - Dexys Midnight Runners
  • Pig Bag - Pig Bag
  • 2 Tone/Trojan/Rocksteady/Reggae


  • House Of Fun - Madness
  • One Step Beyond - Madness
  • Mirror In The Bathroom - The Beat
  • Our House - Madness
  • Embarassment - Madness
  • Night Boat To Cairo - Madness
  • Baggy Trousers - Madness
  • Swan Lake - Madness
  • Bed And Breakfast Man - Madness
  • It Must Be Love - Madness
  • My Girl - Madness
  • Grey Day - Madness
  • Return Of The Los Palmas 7 - Madness
  • Madness - Madness
  • Michael Caine - Madness
  • The Prince - Madness
  • Taller Than You Are - Madness
  • Cardiac Arrest - Madness
  • Driving In My Car - Madness
  • Too Much Too Young - The Specials
  • Gangsters - The Specials
  • Message To You - The Specials
  • Concrete Jungle - The Specials
  • Long Shot Kick De Bucket - The Specials
  • You're Wondering Now - The Specials
  • Enjoy Yourself - The Specials
  • Rat Race - The Specials
  • Hey Little Rich Girl - The Specials
  • Blam Blam Fever - The Specials
  • Ghost Town - The Specials
  • Man At C&A - The Specials
  • Rude Boys Outta Jail - The Specials
  • Do Nothing - The Specials
  • Do The Dog - The Specials
  • Monkey Man - The Specials
  • Vote For Me - The Specials
  • Nite Klub - The Specials
  • Blank Expression - The Specials
  • Nelson Mandela - The Specials
  • (Dawning Of A) New Era - The Specials
  • Skinhead Moonstomp - The Specials
  • Lip Up Fatty - Bad Manners
  • Special Brew - Bad Manners
  • Lorraine - Bad Manners
  • Walking In The Sunshine - Bad Manners
  • Sally Brown - Bad Manners
  • The Can Can - Bad Manners
  • Feel Like Jumping - Bad Manners
  • Wooly Bully - Bad Manners
  • My Girl Lollipop - Bad Manners
  • Tears Of A Clown - The Beat
  • Can't Get Used To Losing You - The Beat
  • Save It For Later - The Beat
  • Rankin Full Stop - The Beat
  • Whine And Grine - The Beat
  • Rough Rider - The Beat
  • Too Nice To Talk To - The Beat
  • Doors Of Your Heart - The Beat
  • I'M In The Mood For Ska - The Skatalites
  • Guns Of Navarone - The Skatalites
  • Carry Go Bring Come - Justin Hinds & The Dominoes
  • Israelites - Desmond Dekker
  • 007 (Shanty Town) - Desmond Dekker
  • 54-46 Was My Number - Toots And The Maytals
  • Funky Kingston - Toots And The Maytals
  • Miss Jamaica - Jimmy Cliff
  • Could You Be Loved - Bob Marley
  • No Woman No Cry - Bob Marley
  • Buffalo Soldier - Bob Marley
  • Stir It Up - Bob Marley
  • Three Little Birds - Bob Marley
  • Everything I Own - Ken Boothe
  • Uptown Top Ranking - Althea And Donna
  • Rivers Of Babylon - The Melodians
  • You Can Get It If You Really Want - Jimmy Cliff
  • Let Your Yeah Be Yeah - The Pioneers
  • Stop That Train - Clint Eastwood & General Saint
  • Love Of The Common People - Nicky Thomas
  • Last Train To Skaville - The Ethiopians
  • The Tide Is High - The Paragons
  • No No No - Dawn Penn

The live lounge


Porkpie performing live at a Music for Scotland Showcase

No No No
It Must Be Love
Special Brew

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